Who doesn''t love a hot chick with a thick accent? This bitch is fresh off the boat from Hungary, and she''s come to my massage table to sample some of America''s finest pleasures -- which is to say, my cock. Amirah says she''d love to stay in America for good, but it''s not as easy as it used to be to get a green card. I''m rubbing up on that big, bouncy booty and her gorgeous, natural tits when I happen to mention I know somebody in immigration who could help her out. She gets a little uppity when I mention what I want in return, but soon she''s slurping up and down on my big ol'' Washington Monument, all so she can stay in the U.S. of A. She comes off as a bit of a prude though, so I don''t know if that''s the type of girl I''d want moving into my home turf. In the end, I tell her to pack her bags and move along. Tourists, am I right?