1. Pilot
2. Big Flappy Bastards
3. Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
4. If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going To Take A Nap
5. Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
6. Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snootful
9. Phase One, Complete
10. Merry Thanksgiving
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. Camel Filters And Pheromones
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
14. I Can’t Afford Hyenas
15. Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18. An Old Flame With A New Wick
19. I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don’t Remember You
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
23. Just Like Buffalo
24. Can You Feel My Finger?