'The Good Fairy' helps lonely men by magically making sweeties appear in their bedrooms for their pleasure.
three losers sit around on a Saturday night wishing they had girls when — poof! — The Good Fairy appears. Said Fairy is a big blonde beauty with a magic wand who offers them three wishes apiece Of course, rather than waste a wish on such trivialities as an end to war, disease, or human suffering, they instead order up brunettes, redheads, and blondes.
Then one of the losers has a brainstorm and wishes for The Good Fairy herself."! thought you’d never ask!" she happily exclaims as she waves her wand and stands there in all her naked splendor.
Neither the brothers Grimm nor Hans Christian Andersen can be held responsible for this porno fairy tale, but there’s a certain magical naivete to all the fucking and sucking that will surely appeal to all you fellow deviates out there who are still young at heart. And horny. —Don the Deviate, America Moralia
